Ice, Ice, Baby...

The nineties certainly weren't without trials, but riddle me this - why on earth did we stop wearing ties?! I can see due to stellar photo quality that I need to stop taking photos with my Blackberry, but stop wearing ties? Ridiculous. Ready or not, Vanilla Ice, here I come.

The miracle of Miracle Whip...

When you realize your mom may be trying to kill you. On her birthday. And may I quote:

"Oh, Janita! Quit being so fussy...it says February. That was just last month."

Uhm, it's the 2016 part that's rather alarming. And the fact that it's Miracle Whip, a rather delicate condiment even prior to expiry date.

#DoNotSpeakofThisatMyFuneral

Count your blessings...

This fervent prayer overheard tonight in a gas station, deep in the heart of Manitoba, after a close-call finding a pit stop. Sweat beading over his relieved face, and I quote:

"Thank you ass for holding in my shit. In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Amen."

My 5-year old reminded me that there is ALWAYS something to be grateful for.

#ProudMama #ThatWasClose #CountYourBlessings