My Dad weighs 900 pounds...

I could wax poetic about how great of a Daddy he is, however I think Jack's card to commemorate Father's Day last year sums it up just perfectly.

Highlights:

My Dad weighs 900 pounds.

God made Dads because they need to help us.

The boss in my house is Mom.

The difference between a Mom and Dad is Dads are funnyer.

If I could change one thing about my Dad it would be he lets me go to Dominos Piss every day.

I love my Dad because he is awesome.

 

Well said, Jack. And yes, a shot of Dominos Piss every day may be exactly what we need; we'd be that family of 900-pounders. What grows together, stays together. Frankly, I'm a little surprised The Learning Channel hasn't called yet...this would make for excellent programming.

P.S. Coincidentally, this might explain the educational brochures on obesity that started to randomly show up in our mailbox. Those teachers really do care.