This just in...a new strategy for delaying bedtime from my 9-year old son:
Me: It's time to hit the sack, Jack.
Jack: I wish I could, Mom, but I can't. I have to wait until my penis finishes digesting the water.
Mom: Pardon me?
Jack: I just drank A LOT of water, and my penis first needs to digest it, so it doesn't leak it out.
Mom: Honey, your penis can do many a great thing, however it is not responsible for digesting water.
Jack: Yes Mom, that's what it does. It's OK that you don't know this, because you don't have a penis.
Me: It's time to hit the sack, Jack.
Jack: I wish I could, Mom, but I can't. I have to wait until my penis finishes digesting the water.
Mom: Pardon me?
Jack: I just drank A LOT of water, and my penis first needs to digest it, so it doesn't leak it out.
Mom: Honey, your penis can do many a great thing, however it is not responsible for digesting water.
Jack: Yes Mom, that's what it does. It's OK that you don't know this, because you don't have a penis.
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