The miracle of Miracle Whip...

When you realize your mom may be trying to kill you. On her birthday. And may I quote:

"Oh, Janita! Quit being so fussy...it says February. That was just last month."

Uhm, it's the 2016 part that's rather alarming. And the fact that it's Miracle Whip, a rather delicate condiment even prior to expiry date.

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